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Internet Explorer - [Busted]
Notepad - rynkitty_hoofboots.txt
12:00 PM
[!] HIGH-FIDELITY BREACH [!]
the data-stream has collapsed. rynkitty has been busted for the third time in a non-linear timeline. the hoofboots have achieved self-awareness. proceed with objection-level caution.
0x01: TARGET_ID - rynkitty
status: in pursuit of gay baby status
gear: enchanted hoofboots (+5 snark)
0x08 - THE NAKED SOURCE
while(server.active) {
monitor(subject_5);
if(is_busted(subject_5)) {
deploy_snark(COMPUTOR_LEVEL_MAX);
}
}
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