📈 GLOBAL MARKET COMMAND 📉

High-Fidelity Multi-Timeframe Data // Auto-Refresh Active

S&P 500
(^GSPC)
$7,609.78
DAILY: 5.25%
WEEKLY: 1.19%
MONTHLY: 5.68%
FTSE 100
(^FTSE)
£10,326.81
DAILY: -0.36%
WEEKLY: -0.95%
MONTHLY: 1.05%
Gold
(GC=F)
$4,487.60
DAILY: -0.71%
WEEKLY: -0.26%
MONTHLY: -0.71%
Silver
(SI=F)
$74.44
DAILY: 1.87%
WEEKLY: -1.59%
MONTHLY: 1.87%
Crude Oil
(CL=F)
$95.96
DAILY: -9.83%
WEEKLY: 7.94%
MONTHLY: -9.83%
Natural Gas
(NG=F)
$3.19
DAILY: 11.41%
WEEKLY: -2.77%
MONTHLY: 11.41%
Uranium (URA)
(URA)
$53.42
DAILY: -4.33%
WEEKLY: 6.50%
MONTHLY: -2.46%
Apple
(AAPL)
$315.20
DAILY: 12.52%
WEEKLY: 1.40%
MONTHLY: 13.86%
Microsoft
(MSFT)
$441.31
DAILY: 6.48%
WEEKLY: 6.94%
MONTHLY: 6.69%
Alphabet
(GOOGL)
$361.85
DAILY: -6.18%
WEEKLY: -6.94%
MONTHLY: -5.58%
Amazon
(AMZN)
$256.52
DAILY: -4.38%
WEEKLY: -5.64%
MONTHLY: -5.71%
NVIDIA
(NVDA)
$222.82
DAILY: 12.28%
WEEKLY: 4.81%
MONTHLY: 12.26%
Meta
(META)
$597.63
DAILY: -1.83%
WEEKLY: -5.92%
MONTHLY: -2.09%
Tesla
(TSLA)
$423.74
DAILY: 8.42%
WEEKLY: -3.77%
MONTHLY: 7.96%

📉 THE TESCO_LUNCH_INDEX (5Y)

Tracking the socio-economic collapse of the British midday meal.

2019-2022
OCT '22
AUG '24
FEB '25
£3.00
£3.40*
£3.60*
£3.85*

*Clubcard price shown. Non-Clubcard holders currently paying £4.25 (Total Economic Collapse).

🍔 UK_BIG_MAC_INDEX (2008-PRESENT)

Historical monitoring of the burger-to-misery ratio.

2008
PRESENT
£2.29
£4.99+

Note: Prices vary by franchise. Dignity not included.

[ DATA_FEED: YAHOO_FINANCE + COINGECKO ] [ STATUS: OPTIMIZED ] [ RETURN_TO_COMMAND ]