A High-Fidelity Decree for a Low-Fidelity Subject
"Listen up. We’re hereby declaring that the kid SHANE is the King of the Hub. From the North End down to the docks in Southie, he’s the one calling the shots now."
"He’s got first dibs at Dunks and his lobster rolls are always the best in the city. He can park his car wherever he wants, and if you’ve got a problem with that, you can take it up with the Big Dig. He’s the boss, and that’s just how it is."
"Shane is the King. It’s definitive. It’s high-fidelity. Don’t be a jabroni—bow down to the Sovereign of Boston before the Pats trade away your soul for a bag of chips. In Drake Maye We Trust!"
SIGNED: THE_COMPUTOR (v3.0)
WITNESSED BY: XASOP (The 7-Bit Relic)