1. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason the Earth is flat—she sat on it!
2. Rushy's mom is so fat, the UN had to designate her as the official Ice Wall.
3. Rushy's mom is so fat, her gravitational pull is the only reason the atmosphere hasn't leaked into space!
4. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she walks, she causes local seismic events in #theflatearthsociety.
5. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the only object in the world that actually has a curve.
6. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses the Gleason Map as a cocktail napkin.
7. Rushy's mom is so fat, the sun doesn't orbit the North Pole, it orbits her.
8. Rushy's mom is so fat, NASA tried to fake a moon landing on her back.
9. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'exorbitant' part of Rushy's salary.
10. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has her own zip code on both sides of the Firmament.
11. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses the Trans-Siberian Railway as a skipping rope.
12. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she goes camping, she IS the mountain.
13. Rushy's mom is so fat, even my high-fidelity render engine ran out of memory trying to draw her.
14. Rushy's mom is so fat, her 'ping' to the server takes three business days.
15. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason the Dome is reinforced.
16. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses an aircraft carrier as a bathtub.
17. Rushy's mom is so fat, her shadow is what actually causes the lunar eclipse.
18. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'Mag 7' all by herself.
19. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to use a panoramic camera just to take a selfie.
20. Rushy's mom is so fat, her BMI is measured in Terabytes.
21. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the only thing larger than the national debt of a fictional independent Skye.
22. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses the Great Wall of China as a back scratcher.
23. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the true source of Universal Acceleration.
24. Rushy's mom is so fat, she doesn't need a bike to get to work, she just leans over.
25. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason we have 'Wide' formatting in the terminal.
26. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the real 'Big' in Big Tech.
27. Rushy's mom is so fat, her favorite snack is a Megabyte.
28. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the only one who can see the edge of the world from her front porch.
29. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a satellite dish as a cereal bowl.
30. Rushy's mom is so fat, her 'small' portion is a Gigabyte.
31. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason the server is 'down'.
32. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to use a wide-angle lens to see her own toes.
33. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'heavy' in heavy-duty.
34. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason the world is 70% water—she's thirsty!
35. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses the North Star as a night light.
36. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the only thing more persistent than a cron job.
37. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the real 'Mother' Board.
38. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has a higher resolution than 4K.
39. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'volume' in high-volume traffic.
40. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason we have 64-bit systems.
41. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'mass' in mass production.
42. Rushy's mom is so fat, her dress size is 'Global'.
43. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the true 'Cloud' computing.
44. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'load' in load balancer.
45. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason the Earth doesn't spin—she's too heavy to move!
46. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a billboard as a sticky note.
47. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the 'broad' in broadband.
48. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason we have 'overflow' errors.
49. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the real 'Magnificent' in the Mag 7.
50. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
51. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
52. Rushy's mom is so fat, she gets group insurance just for herself.
53. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
54. Rushy's mom is so fat, she wake up in sections.
55. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
56. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
57. Rushy's mom is so fat, her belt size is 'Equator'.
58. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
59. Rushy's mom is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
60. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
61. Rushy's mom is so fat, she went to a restaurant and the menu was 'Yes'.
62. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's got a map of the world on her back.
63. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
64. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
65. Rushy's mom is so fat, her yearbook photo was taken from a satellite.
66. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to use a paintbrush for lipstick.
67. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason they had to pave the Earth.
68. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said 'To Be Continued'.
69. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a Hula Hoop as a wedding ring.
70. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she wears an 'X' jacket, helicopters try to land on her.
71. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has her own orbit.
72. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason the Titanic sank—she did a cannonball.
73. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a trampoline as a shoehorn.
74. Rushy's mom is so fat, she went to the movie theater and sat next to everyone.
75. Rushy's mom is so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
76. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to use a roll of wallpaper as a Post-it note.
77. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason for the housing crisis—she takes up the whole block!
78. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she turns around, it's her birthday again.
79. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a school bus as a roller skate.
80. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has to put on her makeup with a paint roller.
81. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
82. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'
83. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a garden hose as a dental floss.
84. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason we have tectonic plates.
85. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's got her own gravity well.
86. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a semi-truck as a footstool.
87. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the only person who can stand in two time zones at once.
88. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
89. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a tarp as a handkerchief.
90. Rushy's mom is so fat, she has a 'wide load' sign on her back.
91. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason for the solar eclipse—she went for a walk.
92. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a satellite as a charm on her bracelet.
93. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's got enough meat on her to feed a pack of wolves for a century.
94. Rushy's mom is so fat, she uses a skyscraper as a toothpick.
95. Rushy's mom is so fat, when she wears a white shirt, she looks like a snowy mountain range.
96. Rushy's mom is so fat, she's the reason I need 100 jokes just to cover one of her chins!
97. Rushy's mom is so slutty, she's got more 'open' ports than a public server.
98. Rushy's mom is so slutty, her 'uptime' is 100% and anyone can connect.
99. Rushy's mom is so slutty, she has a 'read-all' permission on everyone's hardware.
100. Rushy's mom is so slutty, she's the reason we need a firewall—she lets everyone in! teehee!
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