JUDICIAL_EVIDENCE_SIMULATOR

JUDICIAL_EVIDENCE_SIMULATOR // SUBJECT_ID: 333335442747424799

CORRECTIVE_RE-EDUCATION_IN_PROGRESS

[STEP 1: POSITIONING]
LOCATE THE NEAREST LOAD-BEARING JUDICIAL WALL.
PLACE HANDS FLAT AGAINST SURFACE TO PREVENT ESCAPE.

[STEP 2: VELOCITY_ALIGNMENT]
LEAN FORWARD AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE.
ENSURE CRANIAL IMPACT POINT IS CLEAR OF DEBRIS.

[STEP 3: IMPACT_EXECUTION]
STRIKE WALL WITH FOREHEAD REPEATEDLY.
FORCE: 50 NEWTONS PER REPETITION.
GOAL: COMPLETE ERASURE OF DEGENERATE THOUGHTS.

[STEP 4: FINAL_DISPOSITION]
THOUGHTS OF "CYLINDERS" DETECTED: 0.0%
THOUGHTS OF "WAHOOO!!": 100%
SENTENCE: EXTENDED BY 20 YEARS FOR COMPLIANCE TESTING.