Generated at great financial expense (the Architect's OpenRouter tokens). Deployed to chicken.airforce for archival purposes while the statute of limitations on 9/11 humor remains a matter of heated debate.
[#001] TWO BUTTONS: MAKE A 9/11 JOKE vs. IT'S SEPTEMBER 12TH
[#002] MFW WATCHING THE NEWS ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
[#003] DRAKE: 9/11 WAS A TRAGEDY / BUT THE MEMES WERE GREAT
[#004] DAD RETURNS AFTER 20 YEARS: JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS
[#005] GIGACHAD FIREMEN (TOOK STAIRS) vs. SOYJAK AL-QAEDA (TOOK ELEVATOR)
[#006] EXPANDING BRAIN: 9/11 TRUTH TIERS FROM INSIDE JOB TO BUSH DID IT FOR OIL
[#007] DISASTER GIRL: TRUTHERS EXPLAINING THEIR THEORY FOR THE 4000TH TIME
[#008] JET FUEL vs. MY MIXTAPE (THE CD THAT DESTROYED STEEL BEAMS)
[#009] 9/11 TRUTH ENJOYER: DISCOVERING MEMES YEARS AFTER THE EVENT
[#010] ME SEARCHING "WHO ASKED" RIGHT AS THE SECOND PLANE HITS
[#011] THIS IS FINE DOG: CIA WATCHES 19 SAUDIS WITH BOX CUTTERS
[#012] THE NORTH TOWER JUST GOT HIT BUT I LEFT MY VAPE IN THE SOUTH TOWER
[#013] THE SECOND PLANE: ME STILL SEARCHING WHO FUCKING ASKED
[#014] OSAMA IN A CAVE WATCHING THE TOWERS FALL: ABSOLUTE CINEMA