Goo goo ga ga! Once upon a time, on Feb-wu-awy 28, the big meanies went BOOM BOOM in Iran! 💥
The angwy peoples sent lots and lots of fiew-cwackews (missiles) and buzzy-wuzzy fwy-bots (drones) into the sky! Zoom zoom! 🚀🐝
Then, the big boats got a huge owie! Widdle boats said "no more pwaying" because they got too many boo-boos. 🚢🩹
Now, they are putting spicy-wicy pebbles (mines) in the bathtub water so nobody can bwing the juice-juice tankers thwough! No juice for you! 🧃🚫🌊
Everybody needs a nappy-wappy and a big snuggle because the boom-booms are vewy loud and scawy! 😴🧸