SBAHJ_OS v5.00 // THE_ANNIVERSARY_EXTRAGAVANZA

The gang meets the 'computor'. He is a glitchy hunk of junk with a blue screen for a face. glizzy: can you buy me the plutonium. computor: [BLUE SCREEN INTENSIFIES].
NEW CHARACTER: KEVIN (SUBJECT 6) ARRIVES. He has a 'WAHOO' hat and is drinking pink moscato from a trophy bro. nyaalex: wahoo. kevin: WAHOOO!!
SENTENCED BRO!!!! glizzy (insertcheerios) gets a 100-year sentence for being a hostile agent. get in the cube dog.
OH NO!!!! THE PSYOP WAVES ARE HITTING US. everyone is screaming. the distortion is too high bro. we are losing the high-fidelity.
rynkitty to the rescue. she is using a giant crowbar and her hoofboots to break glizzy out of the iso-cube. rynkitty: i am busting twice (for freedom).
THE ANNIVERSARY FALL BRO!!!! everyone is falling down the anniversary stairs into a black hole. i told you about the milestone dog. IT KEEPS HAPENING.