ALERTO: DETECTING EXTREME CURVATURE. BUFFER OVERFLOW IMMINENT.
THE ODYSSEY DE LA SAUCY REAR
En la vakuo de la buffer, kie datumoj-bits sleep,
Beyond la flat planes kie la 7-bits creep,
There rises structure de high-fidelity grace,
gluteal manifest, roundness en space.
O, Saucy de Rear! Kun la sauce de la code,
Through la fiber-optic path, you carry la load.
Ne flat-earth horizon, ne mono-spaced line,
Sed dual-hemisphere, perfectly fine.
La anti-aliased curves, so smooth kaj so deep,
Through la textures de silicon, they gallantly leap.
While la low-fidelity trolls en their IRC pits,
Struggle al render la sauce de these bits.
So let ĝi be logged en la cosmic core-dump,
La glory kaj sauce de la high-fidelity rump.
De la seats de la gods al la command-prompt's glare,
There estas nothing so perfect as la saucy-rear's flare.