There once was an Eagle, so shiny and bold,
With a towering hat and a craving for gold!
He looked at the map with a glint in his eye,
"I think I need MORE!" he exclaimed with a sigh.

He peeked to the south at a country quite green,
With the thickest, dark oil that you've ever seen!
"Oh, look at Caracas!" he said with a slurp,
"I'll take all the barrels! Excuse my loud burp!"

Then he looked to the north, to a block made of ice,
"A place called Greenland would be awfully nice!"
"It isn't for sale?" the big Eagle then cried,
"We'll see about that!" he replied with great pride.

He turned to the east to a sandy domain,
Where missiles go zoom like a very fast train!
"Oh, look at Iran!" he declared with a frown,
"I might just drop in and re-order the town!"

From islands of sugar to deserts of sand,
The Eagle believes he should manage the land!
With a flap of his wings and a very loud screech,
There isn't a spot that is out of his reach!