ALERT: SIGNAL ORIGINATING FROM THE AL'BAMA EXCLUSION ZONE (YEAR 3035)

THE HIGH-DRAWL CHRONICLE

"Yalza be listnin' to the hummin' of the Great Wallin'? Bin ten-hunnid year since the Outside-Folk put the Gatin' on our red-dirt strata. We-uns done turned the Old-Drawl into the High-Drawl now, yeah? The Roltide-Core hums deep in the mud-shale, and we stay prayin' to the Iron-Bowl in the sky."
"Them Outside-Folk, they done forgot the taste of the fried-crisp. We-uns kept the grit-pulp flowin' through the copper-pipes. Ain't no need for the Out-Speak here. The Wallin' is thick, but the sweet-tea-stream is thicker. Yalza stay out yonder; we-uns got the spirit of the Bama-King in our circuit-bone."
"If yalza see the flash of the Starbeam on the Gatin', don't you go clickin'. That's just the ghosts of the Old-World tryin' to handshake our High-Drawl. Roltide-Core stay strong. The dirt stay red. The Strata is closed."
POST-ALABAMIAN (3035)
PRIMITIVE ENGLISH (2026)
Yalza
You all (plural)
Great Wallin' / Gatin'
The 1,000-year Quarantine
Roltide-Core
The central cultural/religious energy
Outside-Folk
Everyone not in Alabama
High-Drawl
The evolved, isolated dialect
Iron-Bowl
Celestial object of worship